October 2010
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...GOD...
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. Tell me, son...have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't...
(The Lecture Theater became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat,
Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero
Which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theater)
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of
Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light...
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its
Called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is,
You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue
There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are
Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and
Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from
a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at
work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in uproar)
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?
(The Class broke out into laughter)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?...
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable
Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir...Exactly!
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.
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Watchthedailywhat:
Stop-Motion Short of the Day: Scala & Kolacny Brothers’ haunting choral cover of Radiohead’s “Creep” made famous by the trailer for David Fincher’s The Social Network gets a suitably haunting music video, courtesy of animator Alex Heller.
[kuriositas.]
what the hell I’m doing here? I should made something better than this!
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“Your heart just breaks, that’s all. But you can’t judge, or point fingers. You...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via kari-shma)
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Anyone wanna go on a classy date? Follow the...
theplanetofsound:
updatekate:
vegetarianzombies:
1. Open this in a new tab
2. Then open this in a new tab
3. Then open this in a another new tab
(via damnthatswhack)
Oh my goodness. This is so great.
super cool!
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Guess who painted these works of art? The person...
iwillbecauseican:
wisawall:
His name was Adolf Hitler.
Inget kuliah Bu Irma. hahaha.
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“Love me or hate me, both are in my favor..If you love me, I’ll always be in your...”
– menang nemu d fb temen.soon or later i’ll read his book maybe„ -,-a (via roraroar)
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Modern Disney’s Man Vs. Old-time Disney’s Man
zzeno:
thevampiredrinkscoke:
i’ve always loved Eric *though i hate little mermaid to death!*
Ini perasaan gue ato emg lebay banget yah bagian kemaluannya sangat ditonjolkan?
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“Don’t shoot me Santa Claus
When no one else around
Believes me
When the...”
– Don’t Shoot Me Santa - The Killers
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Day Ten: One confession
I have a dream. A biggest dream that I’ve ever heard. Yes. I have a huge dream. More huge than any dream you heard from any book you’ve read. Yes. I have a high dream. Higher than any drugs or alcohol you consume. Yes. I have an impossible dream. More Impossible than any movie you watch. I have a super dream. So super that cannot be real. Sure it can, if something missing in my life....
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Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life...
hahaha.
sorry I cannot post this. my feeling cant describe by any icon..
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Day Eight: Three turn ons.
1. laugh
2. Big smile
3. an amazing honesty
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This is the most cold desperate song I’ve...
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Kasian... [1]: Kamar Intermedia
Di suatu pagi yang indah, ketika saya harus menghadapi kenyataan hidup yang sedang berkisar antara kamar (studio Intermedia) sebagai tempat kerja dan beristirahat, teman saya Embi sms…
Embi: “Ntee, gw mau beli kulkas kecil, kursi kerja yg ada rodanya, sama kayu untuk kasur (biar gak tidur di lantai). Klu di bdg bgsnya cr dmana ya? Yg murah meriah…”
Gue: “Mahal mbi, mending beli kasur lipet...
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Day Seven: Four turn offs.
1. Liar. someone who likes to bluff, tell the untruth story, or even just for his own sake… I just have a pity on them…
2. The stupid who think they’re a lot better than me. again, I just have a pity on them.
3. The smart who are better than me, but they are just stare at me low. makes a pity for myself, and it shame for sure.
4. The maniac. any maniac! Music maniac who think...
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Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order...
1. My Parents
2. My family; Big brother, my cousin who had passed away, my cousin who live in the same roof with me now, and everyone of them!
3. My best friends: Aida, Sheilla, Dimple, Tami, and Rani
4. All of THE LABSCHOOL FAMILY while I’m still studying in it.
5. All of my College family. fy-kmsr
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“Membunuh rasa CINTA tampaknya lebih mudah daripada membunuh rasa MALAS...”
– selamat datang UTS (via happ-iness)
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